she said: Cheque books.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
* Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
* Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
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Shahzad Afzal
http://www.pakistanprobe.com/
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