Thursday, November 4, 2010

Don't argue with childrens

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me 
he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw 
it in the garbage. 

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom 
and came out with my toothbrush. 

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, We better throw 
this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago. 

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note 
from his mother. 

The note read, The opinions expressed by this child are not 
necessarily those of his parents.� 

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's 
locker room.When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, 
with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. 

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, What's the 
matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?� 

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. I'm just wasting 
my time,� she said to her mother.�I can't read, I can't write and 
they won't let me talk!� 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said 
it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because 
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, 
the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it 
was physically impossible.The little girl said, When I get to heaven 
I will ask Jonah�. 

The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell?� The little girl replied, Then you ask him�. 

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying 
to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.� Just think 
how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and 
say, ˜There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or ˜that's Michael. He's a doctor.'� 

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, And there's the teacher. She's dead.� 

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying 
to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my 
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red 
in the face.�"Yes,� the class said. 

Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary 
positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?�A little fellow 
shouted, Because your feet aren't empty.� 

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary 
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: Take only 
ONE. God is watching.� 

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was 
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. 

A child had written a note, Take all You want. God is watching 
the apples!� 

A kindergarden teacher at age 30 was talking to the children seated 
on the floor around her, absentmindedly she removed her glasses 
to clean them. 

�Wow, Miss Collins!� one child exclaimed. You look really different 
without your glasses on !�Another child piped up, I bet she looks 
different when she takes her teeth out, too!� 

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