Wednesday, September 23, 2009

SW DEVELOPER'S PROFILE


 



About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone  Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing "

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age: 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours.

Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here )

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig

Humor: weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking: The first is this.

Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Common, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri. com, http://jobsahead. comΓΕΈ- Isn't it Ultimate ?

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", others censored.

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC,BSB and anything depressing.

TV shows : can't afford one.

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meters of Home..

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

LIGHTS OF THE WORLD



Bangokk


Athens


Beijing


Cairo


London


Madrid


Miami


Monaco


New York


Paris


Rio De Janeiro

SYDNEY
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

BREAD ART


 



















































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Thursday, September 10, 2009

A Company decides to a Casual Dress Day

A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same.

 
Week 1

Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

 
Week 3

Memo 2: Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day.

 
Week 6

Memo 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude.

 

Week 8

Memo 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.

 

Week 9

Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.

 

Week 14

Memo 6: The Casual Day Task Force has distributed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee.

 

Week 18

Memo 7: Company is providing psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

 


Week 20

Memo 8: We are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day is discontinued


 
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